The_Zebramoose

"I am too young to die and too old to eat off of the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!"

- Kalmar Wingfeather, probably

Onion rings are just vegetable donuts

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

"Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes." - Marcus Aurelius

Roses are red, violets are blue

Faces like yours, belong in a zoo

Don't be mad, I'll be there too

Not in a cage, but laughing at you

"I try not to think, it interferes with being nuts." - Leo Valdez

 

 

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