TheFutureMrandGmaster

There are 9 things that I know about you at the moment:

1. You are human
2. You are reading this
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it 
   6. You are laughing at yourself and you skipped number five
   7. You checked to see if there's a number five. 
   8. You are laughing because you fell for it as everyone else did
   9. You will probably show this to someone else to see if they'll fall for it too.