Daniellowe132

Hello! To anyone peeking in my bio!

I'm a Christian Kiwi living in New Zealand! You're most welcome to send me a message or chat request. I'm always in a good mood so if i ever sound a little grumpy for no reason, it's either because i've just woken up and can't be bothered opening both eyes! Or i've simply forgotten the exclamation mark! Lol

My family on chess.com: @DJLowe156, @JerushaL, @ELowe1210, @MaryLowe13!

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Why couldn't anyone play cards on Noah's Ark?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What kind of person was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less!

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Why didn't Noah go fishing on the ark?

He only brought two worms!

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Who was the best business woman in the Bible?

Pharaoh’s daughter... She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet!

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Jonah and the whale

One day, a teacher was talking to her first grade class about whales when a little girl had a question.

Little Girl: “Do whales swallow people?”

Teacher: “No, even though they are much bigger than a person, they have very small throats.

Little Girl: “But Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”

Teacher getting angry: “Again, whales cannot swallow people.”

Little Girl: “Well, when I get to heaven I’ll ask Jonah.”

Teacher, still red with anger: “What if Jonah went to hell?”

Girl: “Then you ask him.”

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I also build Legos in my free time! ⬇️

Huge Lego castle MOC! (youtube.com)