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Boom, headshot

*DUNDUNDUN DUUN DUN DUUUUUUUN*

Snoipin's a good job, mate. Hard work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, as long as there 2 people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead.

Dad, dad I'm a,

Imma be honest with ya, my parents do not care for me.

Feelings? Look mate, ya know who has a lot of feelings, blokes who abandon their games, when they still have 5 minutes left on their clock.

Professionals have STANDARDS. Be polite. Be efficient.  And have a plan to checkmate everyone you meet.

Dad, ugh put Mum on the phone

*cue Engi's guitar* Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, what is beauty, cause that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

*guitar continues* For instance, how am i gonna stop some mean mother-hubbard from tearing apart my structurally superflous behind?

The answer? Use a gun. If that dont work? Use more gun. For instance, this heavy caliber tripod machinegun. Built by me. Made by me. And you best hope.

Yes, I made my bio Meet the Sniper and Meet the Engineer, you got a problem with that
And i almost forgot to tell you that you should watch Murder Drones you won't regret it