icantcomeupwithagoodname

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Hey.... why are you here? I guess almost everyone has something here, and it's usually something from chess to club banners and links to tagging people you're friends with to basic information about you to anime... Anyways, maybe I'm supposed to have pictures and videos and all that here...

Alright, time for the segment which is really almost my entire bio where I post totally high quality pictures that are totally not just text on MS Paint that are all completely serious and aren't just what I usually see on bios mashed together in a sarcastic fashion. Enjoy

𝓐𝓵𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽, 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 ｆｉｇｕｒｅｄ ᴏᴜᴛ 🅃🄷🄰🅃 yₒᵤ ᶜᵃⁿ ⓤⓢⓔ 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝙄 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜? ₱ɆØ₱ⱠɆｄｏｎ＇ｔ j̴u̴s̴t̴ u̷s̷e̷ t̳h̳e̳ 𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔩𝔱 ⓕσŇt i͇̦̫͚̘̭͍ͩͧ͞ͅn̦̞̞̜͚͑̎͒͝ 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝙗𝙞𝙤𝙨 ꊰꄲꋪ ᗯᕼᗩT Ì ҉k҉n҉o҉w҉. People who put effort into their bios, at least. (Ah crap, this part actually required effort, and the weird fonts I used aren't even fonts people would use in their bios, they're literally called weird. Oh well.)

Well, what do people put at the bottom of their bios... I seem to have left out a bit of research... Oh well, enjoy a bunch of empty lines. There's absolutely nothing at the bottom. Totally.

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Hey, I see you're still here. Obviously, if you couldn't tell, this whole thing was meant to be a joke. This is my sense of humor, it's quite dark and sarcastic, so take it with a grain of salt and please don't get offended.

Also, side note. Remarks I'd actually like to include in my bio:

I have 140 out of 144 achievements! Currently tied for 10th on the platform. Hopefully I'm going to be the 7th person to obtain all 144 on Dec 1 2023. There are currently 6 others with all 144 achievements (one of which I helped to get their last achievement) so I'm hoping no one beats me to it (144 achievements). Whilst I'm waiting for December the 1st to come so that I can obtain 3 Christmas achievements, I'm just inviting people to clubs, talking to people here and there because I cannot socially interact in real life (oh here come the "I have issues" jokes) and whatnot.

An extremely short elaboration on the "I'm only here because I achievement hunt" point: I first achievement hunted on Jan 31 2023 as a one-off thing but continued on Feb 17. Around then, I met a couple awesome people and started socializing, and absorbed my annoying self into countless communities. It was necessary for Chatterbox. But if I hadn't have achievement hunted, I'd not have interactions on this platform. I plan to cut all connections after obtaining all 144 achievements.

And if you're wondering (you're not), yeah, I do have issues in real life, like mental issues, it's not that bad (I think). And yes I do manage my time horribly and spend too much time on this platform. As of writing, I'm trying to cut the amount of time I inevitably waste. I'm saying "as of writing" because if I know one thing about myself, I cannot start a good habit, so that might be short lived...

Finally, I am not a creative person. I can be if I'd like to but I don't. I like hiding my interest and personality but at the same time I don't. It's contradicting, don't ask me about it. Actually, do, actually I don't know. That's what I mean, I can't make up my mind, I don't know what's too far and what's not but I know I'm diving into my issues again. I originally made this account to play one of my irl friends in chess although I do have previous accounts that are now all deleted I simply don't want others to know about. I was asked to have a profile picture but I don't want to choose something I usually do so I came up with what I could (something very much horrible). And yeah, my point is, that applies to this bio too. I saw people have bios, I was like "I should waste my time making one whilst I'm supposed to be doing work", so I did, and I just made it a bunch of jokes, and now, like, I don't know, maybe 1, 2 months after I initially wrote this bio? I've just decided to add this section. I don't know, don't ask, or do. This paragraph is way too long.

Latest Note (as of writing) (obviously it'd be the latest note as of writing you dumb fu-) What's even the meaning to life? I don't know but it sure isn't to waste my life on chess.com. See you in December (Signing off on the 28th July after taking multiple brief hiatuses over the past 2 weeks).

Update: Dang, this dude was cringe 9 months ago. It's the 20th of April, it's kinda weird if you're reading this at this time since my presence is no longer known or noticed. I'll be back at some point to finish off these 4 achievements, I assure you. If the Christmas bots want to return, at the very least.