ShioriMochi

Hi, I’m 9 year old and officially the fastest chips 🍟 and ice cream🍦eater in my house! I lose at chess a lot, but my strategy is to confuse my opponent with my random moves. ♟️💥 Professional bedtime negotiator and undefeated in pillow fights. 🛌✨ I think broccoli is a conspiracy, but I’ll eat it for dessert money. 🥦💸 Also, I can’t find my homework, but I totally did it... I think. 🤔✏️ I can turn any sandwich into a masterpiece with extra ketchup. 🍔🎨I believe math was invented to make kids suffer. I think pizza is the greatest invention ever, and pineapples don’t belong there. Please also join my club if you want to follow the sacred path to the creepiness